Sunday 26 August 2012

He's Back!

If there was ever any doubt as to whether the once Golden Boy of both Atletico and Liverpool would be back to his rip-roaring best, last night's game against the Geordies affirmed the answer. 

Flicks, backheels, speedy darts in and out of the box and a powerfully precise toe-poke gave us a glimpse of why the Big Boss Man felt it worthy to shell out 50 million quid for the Spaniard's services.

After more than a year of languishing in the shadows of Drogba with a hefty price tag, loss of form, disappearance of confidence and the general cloud of misfortune that seemed to have followed him to every ground in England, the Torres of old is finally emerging like a phoenix from the ashes.


He's Torres and he knows it (sung to the tune of 'Sexy And I Know It')

But before we get our panties in a twist, let's not overlook the cracks too. His once searing pace has not quite fully returned, his touch is still a micro-second heavier than previously and he still makes the odd stray pass or wayward shot. Cumulatively, I would say his game is still 25% short of his Kop heydays. But compared to last year, he has probably upped his game by about 60%. And the goals and assists don't lie. 

If the last few games, beginning from the end of last season, are any indicators to go by, it would appear that we shall soon bear witness to the return of my personal favourite striker of this generation.

So cmon Nando, ride on this form and go on a red-hot scoring streak to show RVP, Tevez & Co. what it takes to be the best gunslinger in the league.
  

Friday 17 August 2012

2012 / 2013 Predictions

Ahhh, the beginning of the season. Always my favourite time of the year. After being away for quite some time, I've rejuvenated my senses and raring to go with some bold predictions which (I hope) will hold some water come May 2013.

So without further ado, here we go:

Breakout Performer of the Season: Oscar

To most people, it appears to be a toss-up between either Santi Carzola of Arsenal, Kagawa of United or Hazard of Chelsea. I'm going to put my money on Oscar of Chelsea. Many are saying the Brazilian wonderkid may wilt in the pressure of the EPL but I think he has enough skills and pedigree to set the Premier League alight.

Other contenders in this category would be Ben Arfa of Newcastle, Sigurdsson of Spurs and Junior Hoillet of QPR.

Big Name Flop of the Season a.k.a. the Torres of 2010/2011 Award : Robin Van Persie

Yes, it's a controversial choice but I'm going with my gut feeling to say that RVP will find it extremely normal and unsettling being a regular fish in a big pond as opposed to his former role of big fish in the small pond at the Emirates. Factor in his injury proneness (which is bound to happen big time this season considering he was fit all of last season) and the fact that Rooney is younger, more dynamic and has something to prove after a lukewarm last season, I think RVP may be in danger of becoming another Berbatov. He will (as he always does) find the net once in a while, and maybe pop in the occasional important goal, but his effectiveness will be nowhere near his heady Arsenal days of yore. 

Highest Position Out of the Newly Promoted Teams: West Ham

Never write off Big Sam's teams. They may be harder to watch than Stoke City away, but they are always solid, hard to break down and difficult to play against on a cold rainy day (i.e. every other day in England). Couple that to the fact that among the 3 promoted teams, the Hammers have been the one who most recently was mixing it up with the big boys (as recent as 10 years ago), I would put my money on West Ham achieving mid-table safety. 

Most Exciting Team to Watch: Newcastle

Last season they were the breakout team of the league. This season, Pardew has not only (at the time of writing) retained the core of his swashbucklers, but strengthened them with exciting, dynamic acquisitions (including, as of today, Anita and possibly Debuchy). Combining the solid backline marshalled by Coloccini, with a steady Krul between the sticks, with midfield solidity of Tiote, classy playmaking of Cabaye and unpredictable wizardry of Ben Arfa and with the firepower of Ba and Cisse, I tip Newcastle to play good football and maybe even push for Champions League spot this season. 

Top Assist: David Silva 

Despite the contingent of stars at the Etihad, it's hard to see past this diminutive Spaniard as the fulcrum of City's attack. With a deft touch and brilliant vision, I tip Silva to edge out Mata, Hazard and Kagawa in terms of racking up assists.

Golden Boot: Sergio Aguero

With Rooney and RVP both in the same team, it is unlikely either of them will land the coveted top scorer's prize (unless, very highly unlikely, United outperforms everyone with each bagging 30 a season). 

This leaves Aguero as the only genuine week-in, week-out favourite to land this prize. Though close in second place, I would place Fernando Torres (yes, the one they called flop up to few months ago) because of reasons set out in the category below.

The Jesus Christ Back From The Dead Award: Fernando Torres

This could possibly be the season that makes or breaks El Nino. With Drogba gone, and by spending more than 1 season already at the Bridge, there is no reason for Torres not to perform. Score anything less than 15 goals and he would be deemed an expensive flop. Judging by the way he seems to be slowly regaining his touch and magic that once made him a Kop legend, I think this may be the season we see the resurrection of Torres in the colour blue. With him, one gets the feeling that he always needs to feel loved and needed in order to perform. He was the Golden Boy of Atletico and thereafter somewhat the Golden Boy of Liverpool. So to come to Chelsea amidst a hefty price tag to find that he is just a normal Boy must have sapped his confidence and ability to find the net. But he seems to have put his troubles behind him (hopefully) and this may be his season. I won't be surprised if Torres becomes a front runner for Golden Boot if he can put together a run of good games and get his form on fire.

EPL Winner: Chelsea

Wow, big surprise, someone on a Chelsea blog predicting Chelsea to win the title, I hear you say. Going by conventional logic, it's either United or City as everyone's picks. City are undoubtedly rock-solid, going into the season with pretty much every single one who played a part in their title-winning season of last. United seems to have beefed up their attacking potential by landing gifted playmaker Shinji Kagawa and landing the red-hot top scorer of last season Van Persie

However, I predict City's focus will be geared more towards Europe this season. This may prove a distraction to their squad who, despite having several solid big names, appears somewhat lightweight in terms of their 2nd team. As for United, they may have all the firepower in the world, but a non-consistent back four, with an unpredictable keeper, injury-prone and ageing centrebacks and no real midfield enforcer makes me think that there could be the odd upsets when faced against teams who put them on the back pedal.

Amidst all that, it may come to no surprise if a dark horse like Chelsea mount a strong challenge against the Mancunian superpowers. The pertinent task facing Di Matteo now would be getting his alchemy right in blending the attacking threat of Hazard, Oscar, Mata and Marin to dovetail with Torres into an effective, fluid, goal-getting machine. He then needs to stabilize and build a back four consisting of Cole-Luiz-Cahill-Ivanovic. Yes, you read that right. No place for JT there. He's been a great servant to the club, a man mountain and a real inspirational leader, no doubt. But it's equally undoubtable that he has neither the pace nor the legs to carry him that extra yard when it becomes necessary to do so. Terry should be slowly phased into coaching or more managerial role whilst being used sparingly as a cover, when Luiz sits out an inevitable suspension period or as a 3rd defender when protecting an important lead. If RDM can convince his Captain to willingly accept this role, then the backline should be able to cope with the rigours of a title-bid. 

The squad looks to have some strength in depth, with players such as Essien, Sturridge, Mikel, Bertrand, Hutchinson, Lucas Piazon and Oriol Romeu looking all set to play supporting roles. However, if RDM really wants to push for honours, he needs maybe 2-3 more utility-type players to freshen up the squad when the fixtures start getting congested. 

Curtain's Up

Ladies and gents, buckle up your seatbelts. That moment you've all been salivating over and anticipating like giddy schoolgirls since 13 May 2012, is right at our doorstep. And, given the amount of transfer drama that has unfolded over the summer, it looks likely to be a smashing season.

Come tomorrow, the English Premier League season 2012 / 2013 kicks-off in all its hype and glory. Men everywhere in the world, rejoice and reclaim that weekend spot in front of your television sets. Women everywhere, it's time to catch up on all your Korean dramas or rom-coms on your laptops. 


How will this season deliver then? Whilst I doubt that anything can quite beat the sheer climax of season 2011 / 2012's heart-stopping injury time equaliser by Dzeko followed quickly by Kun's winning goal that snatched the title away from the jaws of United at literally the last minute of the season, this coming season has all the ingredients for the making of a vintage.

The arrival of big names with bigger reputations to fill like Hazard, Oscar, Santi Cazorla, Kagawa and Podolksi offers the opportunity for the big boys to shake up the order of dominance in the league. So too would the big money transfers like RVP to United should whet our appetite in anticipation of whether him and Rooney could form the most fearsome strikeforce in the land. 

Managers too have a thing or two to prove, especially in the case of Brendan Rodgers and whether he can turn Liverpool into a fashionable, fluid, tiki-taka unit, whether AVB can shake off the tag of overrated prodigy who failed at the big time with Spurs, whether Paul Lambert can imbue Villa with a new sense of attacking nous and whether Pardew can keep Newcastle ticking as surprise dark horse and everyone's favourite second team. 

Amidst all the hoopla surrounding the big boys, there is also the added drama of seeing whether the 3 new boys of Reading, Southampton and West Ham can replicate the success of their predecessors of season 2011 / 2012 in staying up and punching above their weight. Or how about predicting which 3 teams will find themselves in a relegation mudscrap come the end of the season.

Wherever your allegiances lie and whichever drama tickles your fancy, this season's EPL has the genuine capacity to sizzle like never before. It's been an interesting summer of sporting spectacle; beginning with the nerve-wrecking final day of last season, to Chelsea's underdog-overcoming-all-odds to being crowned champions of Europe, to the exciting Euro 2012 competition and finally ending with a bang in the form of a great Olympics that has just ended. 

The kick-off of the season represents a new dawn. A new beginning to what should be a great season of football. 

So sit back, hold tight, quickly put in all your last minute bets and predictions in ... and open your arms to the beginning of the greatest league in the world tomorrow.

Let the games begin.